THE BOOGENS was another horror film that somehow escaped my youth. I distinctly remember hearing about it, but never seemed to catch up with it. Usually, when you finally get your hands on a lost horror movie that somehow escaped your grubby little hands, you're somewhat disappointed when you finally get to see it. However, I can honestly say I enjoyed every single minute of THE BOOGENS! Starring Rebecca Balding (SILENT SCREAM), Anne-Marie Martin (PROM NIGHT), and Fred McCarren (NATIONAL LAMPOONS CLASS REUNION), "The Boogens" is a wonderfully old-fashioned monster movie that looks sensational on blu-ray.
70's/80's slashers. Supernatural shockers. Hammer. Final Girls and Scream Queens. Made-for-TV. I love it all and love talking about it even more.
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Wednesday, September 7, 2011
The Boogens
THE BOOGENS was another horror film that somehow escaped my youth. I distinctly remember hearing about it, but never seemed to catch up with it. Usually, when you finally get your hands on a lost horror movie that somehow escaped your grubby little hands, you're somewhat disappointed when you finally get to see it. However, I can honestly say I enjoyed every single minute of THE BOOGENS! Starring Rebecca Balding (SILENT SCREAM), Anne-Marie Martin (PROM NIGHT), and Fred McCarren (NATIONAL LAMPOONS CLASS REUNION), "The Boogens" is a wonderfully old-fashioned monster movie that looks sensational on blu-ray.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
The Final Terror
I love a good ole' woodsy slasher, guys. And THE FINAL TERROR is a perfect example of one. This little seen 80's slasher deals with a group of forest rangers on a job, despite local warnings from their driver to stay away. Once they enter the woods, someone or something doesn't like it, and starts picking them off one by one... Sound familiar? It should, because this is basically the same plot as JUST BEFORE DAWN, with traces of DELIVERANCE, THE BURNING, FRIDAY THE 13TH, and HUMONGOUS all thrown in a blender, and you act like that's a bad thing? Give me a group of people out in some dark woods being menaced by an unseen killer any day. Like I said, I love a good ole' woodsy slasher.
This movie is far better than its reputation. Trust me, I've seen far worse in the world of slasher films. There's some decent scares and suspense in the film and I don't really understand the criticism it gets sometimes. THE FINAL TERROR makes a great double feature with JUST BEFORE DAWN, if you're into double features, that is. It's definitely an interesting slasher that's generally known to be released anywhere from 1981 to 1984 (I believe it was actually released in 1983, to be exact...) and also known as CARNIVORE or CAMPSITE MASSACRE. Good stuff indeed.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Insidious
Upon first hearing about "Insidious", I became obsessed with seeing this movie. We missed it at the theater, so had to wait for DVD. Of course, Netflix had a long wait, so I ended up going the Redbox route just to see this damn movie. Anyway, after it was all said and done, and I had the movie in my hands, we popped it in and prepared to be scared shitless. At least, that's what we were told. And I figured from the makers of "Saw" and "Paranormal Activity", it had to be pretty scary.
Wrong. Although hardly original (think of it as a modern-day "Poltergeist"...), it is a very well-made movie. "Insidious" offers some very creepy scenes, especially in the first half. It's also a very interesting premise- a young family's oldest son suddenly and without warning lapses into a coma, and they soon learn that evil spirits are intent of trapping the boy to take over his body. Sounds great... but this movie just didn't do it for me. Like I said, it's very well done. The acting is pretty decent, the direction is solid, and the cinematography is quite good. But... I never once felt truly "in" the movie, nor was I once ever truly scared. Honestly, I think the "Paranormal Activity" movies blow this one away. This one just felt too designed for the teenage audience. I found this movie to be extremely over-hyped. The filmmakers had a great idea, and there are some truly spooky scenes here and there. But overall, the film just doesn't add up. The first half of the film is pretty good, building up dread and suspense. We found ourselves rather bored in the last half though, especially once they brought in the psychic ghost-hunter, wonderfully played by Lin Shaye, by the way. But with the arrival of her and her ghost-hunting team, the filmmakers inexplicably starts inserting humor that honestly just doesn't work. I think if they were going to go down that road, they should have started the humor way earlier in the film. But injecting it at the climax just seems odd. And having Darth Maul pop up honestly made us laugh, not scream.
Overall, "Insidious" is average entertainment, but nothing to write home about. I live and breath horror movies, and was just not impressed with this film at all. Lin Shaye is honestly the only memorable performance, and the first half of the film is far more entertaining than the last half. A truly scary movie doesn't just make you jump here and there- it stays with you. You find yourself thinking about it later that night, as you're locking your door and shutting off the lights. The only thing I found myself thinking about "Insidious" was how silly the Darth Maul demon-thing looked, and that I could probably watch "Poltergeist" again. The ONLY truly chilling scene in the whole movie is the "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" scene with the record-player. That was creepy. But overall, the "Paranormal Activity" films are MUCH scarier- and much more simple. "Insidious" starts off very promising, but unfortunately gets bogged down in a bunch of astral hocus-pocus in the climax, and it ultimately saps the film of its strength. I may be in the minority here, but I was just not impressed with "Insidious". But you know what's truly terrifying about the whole thing? There will most likely be a sequel.
Monday, July 25, 2011
When A Stranger Calls Back
Fred Walton (who also helmed the original) returned to direct this sequel to the terror classic that scared millions of babysitters around the world with WHEN A STRANGER CALLS. Titled WHEN A STRANGER CALLS BACK, this made-for-tv sequel that originally aired on Showtime back in 1993 is in my opinion, extremely underrated and scary, as many die-hard fans proclaiming it's far more frightening than the original. This film has one goal- to scare the hell out of the audience, and with relentlessly mounting tension and harrowing suspense, for the most part it succeeds. It opens with another babysitter, Julie, played by 80's icon Jill Schoelen. (What the hell ever happened to her, anyway?) This time, a man knocks on the door claiming car trouble and asks to use the phone to call the auto club. Things get scary pretty quickly as Julie soons realizes that he's got more on his mind than just the auto club.
Just like the original, the sequel boasts an extremely terrifying opening. Every bit as nerve-wrenching as the original, the film starts off strong and unlike the first, actually stays a bit more interesting in the rest of the movie. And there are quite a few chilling moments sprinkled throughout the film. Carol Kane returns (in a bit of a stretch) as a counselor who just happens to work at the same college where Julie attends. Charles Durning also returns as the retired detective who reluctantly goes back to work at the insistence of Kane to find the killer. It's fun to see the two gang up to help Julie and track down the elusive killer. Plus, it's got Jill Schoelen, kids.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Paranormal Activity 2
Now I have sat through scary movies in theaters before where you almost can't even tell if the audience is awake. No screaming, no nervous giggling, nothing. For "Paranormal Activity 2", the audience was completely immersed in this movie- jumping, hiding eyes, screaming, and laughing the entire time. It was awesome. I almost expected applause when the lights came up at the end. People left breathless, excited, and laughing. "Paranormal Acticity 2" did exactly what a scary movie is supposed to. I personally found the sequel to be even more scary and disturbing than the original. And I find it frustrating that so many people out there rip these movies to shreds, yet go on and on about the wonders of the latest "SAW" or Michael Bay remake.
I am pleased to say that I found "Paranormal Activity 2" to be the scariest, most disturbing horror film I have seen in years since, well, "The Descent". I was truly on the edge of my seat, and found myself 100% creeped out by this movie. It brilliantly knows how to induce real tension and dread. No, it's not "The Amityville Horror" or "Poltergeist" with over-the-top effects. It's not supposed to be. That's the whole point. It's not often that I'm truly frightened by a movie, especially these days. Long gone are the day of "Halloween", "Friday the 13th", and "The Exorcist". Most movies today are just over-the-top gore and effects, because that's all that most filmmakers today know how to create. Rob Zombie or Eli Roth, anybody? But once in a while, certain little movies with absolutely no budget but tons of imagination come along and frighten us. "Paranormal Activity" and its sequel certainly fall into that group.
Go and read all the reviews of "Paranormal Activity" on IMDB or Netflix and you'll see that they all pretty much say the same things- terrible special effects, terrible acting, and cheaply made. Like I said before, if it doesn't have Jessica Biel running around screaming or in-your-face gore, then apparently it doesn't qualify as a horror movie. All kinds of things can scare us. Some prefer a more subdued, quiet scare. Others like to be hit over the head. I'm not saying that everybody should like "The Blair Witch Project" or "Paranormal Activity". But I am saying that there are many movie-watchers out there that cry foul anytime something dares to stray away from "formula". I honestly didn't think I would like this movie near as much as I do, and I'm so glad I saw the first one. And you'd better believe I'll be there opening night for "Paranormal Activity 3"...
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Curtains
I can't believe for one minute that this movie has somehow escaped me all my life. I honestly have no recollection of even hearing about this movie, until a few years ago. Then, suddenly I was hearing about it everywhere. So I finally stumbled across a copy of CURTAINS and finally got to experience what all the fuss was about. Wow...
Full of twists and turns and shocks, it managed to be terribly entertaining and scary. Finally, a mask that rivals the sheer terror of the original Michael in HALLOWEEN! This killer is absolutely terrifying, and I see now why the infamous "ice skating" scene is so talked about.
CURTAINS follows the standard slasher handbook- a secluded location with a bunch of victims just waiting to be knocked off by a masked killer, but there's an actual reason for these ladies to be there in the first place. It's not just a bunch of horny teens placed in the woods to be slaughtered.
Shot on location in Toronto, CURTAINS has a great, moody atmosphere that makes one think of that creepy, desolate feeling of the snow covered grounds and dark nights in Bob Clark's masterpiece BLACK CHRISTMAS. Some of the acting is actually quite good, and the whole production seems very well put together. It's a classy slasher, if there is such a thing. Besides the delicious Samantha Eggar and John Vernon of NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE, Lynne Griffin of BLACK CHRISTMAS and the fantastic Lesleh Donaldson of HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME both make appearances as well. I would most definitely put this one in the Top Ten Slashers of the 80's- I really liked it that much. It was a spooky good time and iI overall loved it!
Monday, June 6, 2011
The Hills Have Eyes
Wes Craven's "The Hills Have Eyes" already had a reputation back in the day as being quite the infamous shocker. Yet I had never experienced it until recently. The mood just struck me, and I went with it. I figured why not, right? Now, I went in expecting absolutely nothing. The sorry state of horror has made me somewhat bitter and jaded these days, and I've been burned one too many times with false promises and over-hype. But I'd heard so many good things about the film over the years that I figured the odds were with me. So, I popped it in and settled down with "The Hills Have Eyes".
Even though the plot is nothing new- family gets lost on vacation in the desert and become stalked by a violent clan of inbred and mountain-dwelling cannibals- the raw and intense atmosphere is what easily sells the movie. The empty and creepy desert is terrifying, and becomes a perfect setting for a horror film.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Poltergeist
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Let Me In
I honestly couldn't find anything to complain about after watching "Let Me In". I know that many fans of the original blogged themselves into a frenzy about this Americanized version, but just like the complaints for "Quarantine" as opposed to "REC"- I found it all silly. This is an extremely well-done movie and it's extremely watchable. It doesn't rely on a lot of special effects or over-the-top gore like a lot of horror movies out there today, and transcends the horror genre, instead offering depth, emotion, and a great story. And the acting! The two child leads are nothing short of sensational and most definitely help sell the film. With lesser talents, the movie would not have worked. But the children make it work.
I really enjoyed watching "Let Me In", and it gave me hope that the "Twilight" fever is almost over. I think the last, good vampire movie I've seen was "Interview With the Vampire"... and how long ago was that? Normally I don't like modern vampires- give me Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee, or some "Salem's Lot" anyday. THOSE are vampires- not Robert Pattinson or Wesley Snipes. Movies like this don't come often in horror, and they are a welcome retreat from the mindless Zombie films or pallid re-makes of classic movies. I give this one a thumbs up.
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